Wordplay.
Saturday, January 3, 2009 @ FINE
Ytd (2nd) was a HELLA SHYTTIFIED and also a HELLA GOOD day.
Y cant it juz be perfect?!
Dammit.
I shall start with the bad part.

Was on my way to century square with sis.
As usual I took a bus to the interchange
And I’ve to cross over the road with a traffic light to get over the other side.
So,
I was getting late to meet the others at Tampines mrt.
So, the traffic light was red man.
Normally, I juz cross it wen the road was clear wen its red man.
Thousands of ppl do dat too normally.
So, I alighted the bus and crossed the traffic light wen it was red man.
At that moment I didn’t reali tink dat much,
But den I realized y aren’t so mani ppl crossing the road.
Only a few did.
Even pai kia secondary sch kids didn’t cross the road.
But I thought mayb the world changed or sumthing.
All become good citizens? -.-
But wen I reached the other side.
WA PIANG EH.
LIGHTNING STRIKED ME LUH!
Ok, not.
But.. Me and my sis were stopped by a policeman.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
I WAS FRIGGIN FINED FOR JAYWALKING.
WA PIANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
I FELT LYK KILLING THE POLICE LUH!!!
I FOLDED MY ARMS IN FRONT OF HIM.
So he asked for I/C.
I gave mine , my sis gave her EZ link.
THE DUMB POLICEMAN TOOK DOWN OUR NAMES LUH.
AND HE SAID “U’RE FINED $20 EACH FOR JAYWALKING, FINE WILL BE SENT BY POST”.
WA SHYT MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
I FEEL LYK CURSING AND SWEARING NOWWWW.
UNTIL NOW MY BLOOD STILL BOILING WEN I TOK BOUT IT.
I DIDN’T NOE THE GOVERNMENT WAS SO IN NEED OF CITIZENS MONEY??
STEP UP ALL THE FINES AND WADEVA BLAH SHYT.
NOW I NOE Y THE NEWS KEEP REPORTING THAT ALL THE LITTERBUGS AND JAYWALKERS ALL INCREASE!
CUZ THEY STATION EXCESS POLICEMEN TO FINE CITIZENS.
I NOE ECONOMY BAD LUH BUT OSO DUNNID RESORT TO THIS TO EARN MORE MONEY RITE.
WALAU, TOTALLY DAM SWAY TO MEET THIS KIND OF PPL LUH.
NO WONDER SO MANI PPL DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD.
WA LAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
WA PIANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
WA SHYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
WA LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Yea, so dat was the bad part.
I’ve gotta cool down man.
WALAO.
Ok enuf.
My mum laughed wen I told her.
But anyway, its not my money.
She said sumthing lyk “U 2 havent even drive car yet oso can get fine. Walking oso can get fined…”
=.=
SG SUX.

Ok next, the good part.
So I continued walking to the mrt with my black black face.
I could have juz boomed at any1 man.
So met up with Mel, Von, Yishi, Mars, Ash, Ray, Ryan, Seow li for SAKAE SUSHIIII.
It was kinda appreciation from mel.
Ate tons of sushi plate.
Jap food again!! <3
So ate dam a lot,
And den after that I got sumwhat lyk a jacket, cardigan frm mel.
THXXX.
I’ll try to wear it =/
After dat, went to Tampines Mall and Century Square to buy stuffs for my mortal.
I was getting kinda late for XIAO NIANG RE.
So I rushed home =/
In the end I was late by 5 mins =[ So exciting.
Monday last episode alrdy.
Den my life will be having sumthng missing =/
On the way I oso got my wax and deodorant =D.
Ok, so dats the good part. SAKAE SUSHI!!
I prefer ranting on the SHYTTY part.
Got tons of shyt comments to add on the the fine thing.
But shall not..
No mood.

Anyway, be sure to catch Rachel Lim 林瑞敏 On Channel U This Sunday at 9-10.50pm.
新生报到.


She’s gonna perform in the 1st round of competition on 12th of Jan.
So call 19001125003 or sms c3 to 71199.
Support her!! =D
Rachel will be singing I BELIEVE by 石欣卉.
More info pls go to www.theracway.blogspot.com.
Dats her official fan blog.

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